omfg what if your ovaries actually just exploded one day.
like you joke about it now
but just wait
just wait

(Source: paralyzing, via lightmynerdswaggup)

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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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